You don't think that I really love her

But I let her hold my Gretzky rookie card

My liscense plate is in her name

This song is etched inside my brain

Oh yeah



She says I rock her like a lion

But I don't know what that means

I think I like it anyways

But my mom really digs her so

I hold her hand with deep intent

Cause she seems heaven sent



To me she tells me I'm a creative monster

But I don't know what that means

I think I like it anyway

And my friends say she's hot so

I hold her hand with no regret

Cause she seems heaven sent



You don't think that I really love her

But I let her hold my Gretzky rookie card

My liscense plate is in her name

This song is etched into my brain

Oh yeah



She says I climb her like Mount Zion

But I don't know what that means

I think I like it anyway

And it's really hard to find so

I hold her hand with deep intent

Cause she seems heaven sent



I take the chance

It's all I got in this life

I hold her hand

Just going to the corner store

Seems like a lot of trouble

But she's cute like Betty Rubble

So she'll stay



You don't think that I really love her

But I let her hold my Gretzky rookie card

My liscense plate is in her name

This song is etched inside my brain

Oh yeah

(Woooo!)

(She says I rock her like a lion!)